toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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