wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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