Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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