ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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