HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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