Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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