Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Small penises have feelings too.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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