I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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