I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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