Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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