Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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