He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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