so let's talk penis.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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