If i come over, it means nothing
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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