i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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