the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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