i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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