i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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