that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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