My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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