wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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