I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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