I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
