I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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