ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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