put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Hippo gnu deer
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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