My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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