Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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