But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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