If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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