plz talk dirty to me
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
