I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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