David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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