dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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