I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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