Those balls look pretty dangerous.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
My bed smells like the plague
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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