Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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