Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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