before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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