chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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