I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
The adults are the big ones right?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
