so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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