so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
