Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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