your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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