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I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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