OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The adults are the big ones right?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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