Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
What drink are we having for lunch?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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