Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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