i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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