The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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