My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I wish I only lived at night.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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