then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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