Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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